Investors are wanted for a sure-fire project that has monopolized the efforts of some of the keenest financial wizards in Saratoga County, USA. Yes, we have deveoped a biological-financial perpetual motion machine, the Circle of Gold. To put it into a few words, we are setting up humane traps around the area, capturing lost, unwanted, discarded, out-for-a-walk pets, both cats and rats. We house our guests in pleasant roomy quarters. In our loving environment, both groups reproduce at an alarming rate. We feed the rats to the cats. This provides nourishment, exercise, and entertainment to the cats, which grow up fast, with beautiful healthy coats.

Now is the time to allow the perpetual Cycle Of Life to close and to continue, without sentimentalisms. The kitties are put to sleep, the modern, electrical way. We sell the fine pelts at great profit, directly to the finest Paris and London furriers, while.the carcasses are fed to the rats. Now the Circle of Gold is nearing completion as we feed the fat juicy rats to the poor orphaned kittens. Such an enterprise simply cannot fail. Your investment will be vigorously fostered and fed, just as if it were one of our dear furry little creatures.

This does not constitute an offer. For full details send for our informative prospectus. The respected Wall Street firm of Dewey, Cheetum, and Howe has consented to handle our paperwork.

The address is 666 Wall Street, New York, NY00911