| HUMANITARIAN EFFORTS REDOUBLED AT ADIRONDACK HERBS
Here at Adirondack Herbs we always look for new and better ways to help our neighbor. Our latest humanitarian effort involves the care and feeding of uncounted orphan animals, both large and small, who would be in big trouble out there in the big cold, cold world were it not for us. Your donation, be it a penny, a dime, or a dollar, will enable us to feed more unfortunate orphan animals than you can shake a stick at. Yes, I want to be a part of your humanitarian crusade. Enclosed is my donation. I promise to send more next week. If I donate more than $100., I will receive, free of charge, a gold-framed picture of the orphan animal that I have helped to save. My preference is: (please check one) pointy face critter roundish face critter Our staff here at the Adirondack Herbs Pointy and Roundish Face Animal Shelter is already overworked and underfed. The sudden influx of thousands of donations, most of them in small bills, would seriously affect our work and spiritual well being. Our humanitarian efforts might lag while we weigh and count all that money, and the level of care given to our furry friends might suffer. We have thus retained the services of the respected fundraising firm of Dewey, Cheetum, and Howe, to handle this most unpleasant part of humanitarian work. Send all your cash directly to them.
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